“I typed in porn and porn came up! I typed in breakfast and porn came up! It’s the perfect system! The internet is the best thing ever.” —Micheal Swaim
“It all comes down to the fact that the truth resists simplicity.” —John Green
I am rubber,
and you are ugly.
Just had a fairly large argument about twilight.
And I totes won. Team Jacob for life! What? Man card? No, I don’t think I was ever issued one of those.